Stick a sword in me, I'm drunk!
Hey now, should a Navy captain really be drinking during battle?
Aren't they just hash browns? Yes, yes they are.
Hey Mr. Drunky, let's get drunky! hic
Just remember to sleep on your side, you don't want to end up like Jimi there. Posthumously shilling crappy vodka, that is.
I can only type my name, I wonder how drunk I can get me?
Dude, let him out, he's freezing!
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