Oh sweet nectar of the gods NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Shoot yourself in the face with tequila like a man!

Stick a sword in me, I'm drunk!

Hey now, should a Navy captain really be drinking during battle?

Aren't they just hash browns? Yes, yes they are.

Hey Mr. Drunky, let's get drunky! hic

Just remember to sleep on your side, you don't want to end up like Jimi there. Posthumously shilling crappy vodka, that is.