I'll get on a viking ship and cross as many seas as you like as long as you've got enough whiskey to last us through the journey.
I'm not drinking my breakfast! I'm getting drunk off waffles!
A three sandwich lunch just became a three martini lunch.
Flowers die. A bouquet of booze is forever.
Hope you don't have any place to be later!
It's like alcohol for babies who don't know how to drink like a real person yet.
Yep, that's about the size of my hangover the day after the big game. The beers, they just kept diving down my throat.
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