Get Your Own Crackers

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Hey man, you don't share with just anyone.

Just Go With It

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Let it soothe you in its warm, pizza-y embrace. Shhhhhh.

Shake it Up

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When you want a cocktail made right you'll go to any extremes.

Get Drunk! It's Your Birthday!

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You'll only get one or two shots out of this before it starts to disintegrate, but that should hold you until you get to the cabinet and just pour yourself a coffee mug full.

Slightly not safe for work due to a naughty word.

It's My Party and I'll Cry if I Want To

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Is there anything sadder than a grown man recording himself crying alone in his generic apartment? I weep for you, sir.

It's a Beermergency!

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Don't kidnap me, just bring me beer! Stupid Beerbulance.

Rappers Love Sandwiches

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The green pepper with tinfoil grill teeth really seals the deal for me.