Why bother cooking a big meal when you have no one to share it with? Forever alone feast in a tin.
Let me explain how to open a can of tuna and mix it up with some old mayo and eat it with a fork!
DON U KNOW HALLURWORN IS NO FOR TXGIVINK?
Turkish ice cream don't come cheap!
It has a mellow kind of tryptophan finish.
I hate getting Novocaine at the dentist too. I feel ya, turkey.
They're really getting historically accurate what with the biting the umbilical cord and all.
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