Thanksgiving Dinner Without the Calories

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candy,cranberries,gum,gumballs,pumpkin pie,thanksgiving,Turkey
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Why bother cooking a big meal when you have no one to share it with? Forever alone feast in a tin.

My Kitchen Has Two Imaginary Cameras

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alone,best of the week,cooking,show,Turkey
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Let me explain how to open a can of tuna and mix it up with some old mayo and eat it with a fork!

Case of the Munchies

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clever,pipe,poultry,smoke,snack,Turkey,turkey leg
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It has a mellow kind of tryptophan finish.

Nooooooooo!

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face,hole,mouth,raw,scream,sink,syringe,Turkey
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I hate getting Novocaine at the dentist too. I feel ya, turkey.

Eat Your Mom

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They're really getting historically accurate what with the biting the umbilical cord and all.

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