Sad

veg-duh-ble soup
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I've made it this far, maybe they'll have mercy and just let me rot and throw me away instead of eating me like my brothers.

Mr. Carrot
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Perk up there, captain drama! You're about to be part of an exciting new salad! The performance of a lifetime!

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Oh Brochacho, we've been meaning to talk to you about your ice cream habit. Please don't take this the wrong way.

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Cheer up, food court guy. Someone cares enough to capture and share your private misery!

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Many mornings I spent at the neighbors' house before school eating the biggest bowl of OJ's I could handle because my parents wouldn't buy us sugary cereal. Check out the exhaustive list of discontinued cereals and join me in a sad, scary, emotionally raw walk down memory lane. Rice Krispie Treat Cereal, I'm coming for you!

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Take control of the armrests and do not relent!

Please dont eat me!
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So someone bit off you lower half. BOO HOO. Cry me a river of spicy apple tears. No, really, I could use some more filling here.