Where did I go wrong? Why didn't I take that trip to the Poconos with Rebecca when I had the chance? Is this all there is?
I've got a loaf and two blocks of cheese at home to provide for!
Hey robot, look at it this way, without a mouth you'll never get diabetes or have to drive a Rascal!
"Let's go." (They do not move.)
Does anyone remember Taco Bell tacos being so gigantic? Those things are HUGE! I remember them being bigger than they are now, but this, THIS!
I know I need more fiber in my diet but this is ridiculous. Even that sad little fake salisbury steak knows it.
Man are they gonna be mad when they try to eat me. That idiot used way too much cinnamon and I'm nearly inedible.
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