It's Just So Unfair

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It's Just So Unfair
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Where did I go wrong? Why didn't I take that trip to the Poconos with Rebecca when I had the chance? Is this all there is?

Please Spare Me!

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Please Spare Me!
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I've got a loaf and two blocks of cheese at home to provide for!

Sad Robot Wants Fast Food

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Hey robot, look at it this way, without a mouth you'll never get diabetes or have to drive a Rascal!

Taco Bell, I Weep For My Childhood!

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Does anyone remember Taco Bell tacos being so gigantic? Those things are HUGE! I remember them being bigger than they are now, but this, THIS!

Totally Unsatisfying

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Totally Unsatisfying
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I know I need more fiber in my diet but this is ridiculous. Even that sad little fake salisbury steak knows it.

DO NOT WANT

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DO NOT WANT
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By applepieofdoom
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Man are they gonna be mad when they try to eat me. That idiot used way too much cinnamon and I'm nearly inedible.