Oh Me, Why am I So Tasty?

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Why is the salmon the only one with a fancy reserved table and what does the dog need with chopsticks? I HAVE QUESTIONS!

Every Time

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When you ask me to pay is it okay if I just leave you a pile of leaves?

The End of the World

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First anger, then denial, then despondency.

It's Lonely Being a Cake

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Baby, we just don't fit together. Even together we're just so lonely.

Stop Whining

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But WHY can't I go to Jenny's pool party? I promise I won't get soggy!

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