Why is the salmon the only one with a fancy reserved table and what does the dog need with chopsticks? I HAVE QUESTIONS!
I might as well just kill myself.
When you ask me to pay is it okay if I just leave you a pile of leaves?
Lighten up, Parker. Don't be such a baby!
First anger, then denial, then despondency.
Baby, we just don't fit together. Even together we're just so lonely.
But WHY can't I go to Jenny's pool party? I promise I won't get soggy!
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