Why is the salmon the only one with a fancy reserved table and what does the dog need with chopsticks? I HAVE QUESTIONS!

I might as well just kill myself.

When you ask me to pay is it okay if I just leave you a pile of leaves?

Lighten up, Parker. Don't be such a baby!

First anger, then denial, then despondency.

Baby, we just don't fit together. Even together we're just so lonely.

But WHY can't I go to Jenny's pool party? I promise I won't get soggy!