Ugh, nasty, this popcorn tastes like marshmallows!
But will they make my lips fat?
Hey man, a big dudes needs a big popcorn!
Hey man, can I get some cannon fries and a cannon Diet Coke?
All food should cook in such a jiffy!
So now I'm sitting in traffic being forced to endure corporate advertising like a prisoner. At least now I have something to pee into.
I'll hold out for the caffeine implant that's due out any day now, thanks.
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