Because airline bottles are just a little too classy sometimes. SSSSLLUUUURRRRRPPP

Jello is such a pushover.

Well isn't this a special celebratory treat? Oops, did I let those candles burn too long and melt everything? Darn, guess we'll have to have cake.

Otherwise known as any given Wednesday at my house. Who wants to come over for dinner?

If it's edible and it can fit into a mold, it can me a mustache. Ladies, your days of stache envy are over!

It's like trying to cram a gummy peg into an equally gummy hole that is pretty much kind of the right size.