Refreshment is Squishy

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Refreshment is Squishy
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But how do they keep a carbonated beverage from bursting the seams?

Give a Hug, Get a Coke!

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There's no such thing as free love, buddy. That chick will promote tooth decay!

Sweet Fizzy Love

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Sweet Fizzy Love
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I love you, caffeine addiction. Be mine for always.

Coke's Secret Ingredient 7x Found!

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Coke's Secret Ingredient 7x Found!
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In hidden-in-plain-sight news, This American Life this week claims to have found the ultra secret blend of flavors that make up the mysterious and closely-guarded "ingredient 7x" that gives Coca Cola its cokeness.

Coke says they got it wrong, which of course they would, as it was pointed out on the show, to dispute it, they'd have to reveal the real recipe wouldn't they?

Alright, who is going to try to make it first?