When you cook it up it will look more like Brazil. I'll take my meat where I can get it.

If only this itty bitty meat stick were edible! Heck, I'd eat the quarter too!

I dunno, it's a little small for a purse. I'd maybe venture so far as to call it a wallet?

Can I get an order of two shoulders up and an extra scoop of whatever chicken stuff?

Funny Food Photos - Pac-Man Ground Beef

That can't be a whole pound in the "T", I demand to speak to your manager.

Funny Food Photos - Sliced Beef and Something