But not if I eat them first!

Light and fluffy, no calories!

Is that Neil deGrasse Tyson on a tortilla? Badass!

Some monkey's gonna stumble into this scenario and have the best day of his life. Because, you know, monkeys just wander the streets.

Deep space meets jungle predator. A match made in heaven.

Too bad those poor, weak women can't enjoy a cold frosty beer. Beer is a man's drink anyway right?

Bigfoot looks so excited to have his portrait done in jerky. I mean, it's probably his favorite food, right?