Merry Christmas, Brother! I don't understand your city dwelling ways but I hear you guys just love your roaches.
Your Hick Sister
Is that a bag of pistachios in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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Okay creepy dead-eyed melon baby, no one's trying to take it from you.
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I'll take my David Beckham toast with soft boiled eggs please.
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