She's a tricky one, don't say I didn't warn ya.
Thank you for your in-depth instructions, wise man!
I made you breakfast. Oh and I'm breaking up with you.
What a cakehead. Wouldn't even tell Luke who his father was.
Cheese understands, let it all out. I'll wait.
Get some pockets, already.
Admit it, you just want to see the fear in the eyes of your food as you devour it.
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