"Eight chips. That's all you get, fatty." -the most judgmental bag of chips ever.

No one will ever find it here.

I demand this at every party I will attend from now on. Friends, take note!

Personally, I'd rather tie the knot with sausage and artichoke hearts but there's something for everyone I guess.

It's never gonna get any better, kid, enjoy it while you can.

Now you know why it's so vitally important to keep kosher!

Drink of my blood, child, and be filled with the glory of my presence.