She just loves his films. He's so handsome.

I'm pretty sure when you've reached the bottom of a can this large you're dealing with some nasty, flat, warm dregs.

Even roadkill demands some seasoning.

I'm pretty sure we are all feeling a little jealous right now. I'd love an entire fridge in which to hide my shame.

This is the worst cooking show ever. It has a shamefully catchy theme song though.

I could make the best grilled cheese sandwich with this!

We could all stand to learn a thing or two about getting what we want.