Snacktime just got terrifying.
God forbid you drink a drop of room-temperature or tap water!
I dunno, I'm sensing mixed messages here.
It's so hard to watch them grow up, isn't it?
Let's just call this what it really is; you're embarrassed to admit that you just want to stick your finger in the jar.
Who said Oreos aren't a fashionable hairstyle?
So you can take the cookie and stick it in your moooouth! Stick it in your mooooouth!