Let's call a vodka soda a vodka soda shall we?

Please deliver a breakfast robot to my house in Seattle ASAP. Thanks!

My friends are basically all pigs who steal my eggs anyway. They deserve it.

Sometimes there has to be a certain level of sacrifice for me to enjoy my meal.

That's a sassy dance y'all got going in my frying pan!

Consider wearing clothes while you cook breakfast.

Where do you think the inspiration for this whole site came from?