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Frostee never returned his affections. He had no choice.

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Hey man, can you come over to my place? I've got all these zucchinis hanging all over the place that need to be dealt with.

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I would totally eat an Oreo that has been driven over by a Mars rover.

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Watch out that it doesn't shoot its toothpick spines at you!

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Admit it, you pretty much always draw on your burgers with condiments, don't you?

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Could be worse, it could taste like your mouth before you brush your teeth.