I'm glad Oscar isn't made of actual garbage.
Now that's how you flip a hot dog!
Like, what I need for breakfast? Or for like a week?
Farting in the gravy will give anyone the giggles.
No reason breakfast shouldn't be patriotic.
All the Olympics you need is at ROFLympics!
By November you'll be able to get Orange Julius drinks at Dairy Queen! The heavens have been opened and the Julius did rain down.
Time to dine and dash!
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