Nice of you to pause while running for your life to show us that at least your assailant has some holiday spirit.
You better be alert when you're on your way home from that late night boat party. Too many wrong turns will just wear you out and you'll end up sleeping in a shrub.
Once the shock wore off from being upended by the wind, Chair took a moment to re-orient his perspective on life. Maybe a remake of "American Psycho" could work?
Looks like this place is a pretty peaceful living situation, if a bit prickly.
Isn't it a beautiful day for a flocking?
You're specifically looking for a home with a backyard shrine to the Virgin Mary?! Have I got the listing for you!!!!!
Marion is obviously drunk again, taking off her top and flashing passing planes. And in broad daylight! We need to get her some help.
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