Fire Hazard Like Whoa

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Fire Hazard Like Whoa
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I recommend buying your overzealous neighbors fire extinguishers as Halloween gifts. That's a thing, right?

Chairturday: Wide Load

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Chairturday: Wide Load
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They won't let him in the house because he can't fit through the door. Slim down, Chair!

Dogs For Satan

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Dogs For Satan
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My dog learned to read and has been trying to poop in that yard for weeks. This explains his love for my old KISS records.

Toilet Convention

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Toilet Convention
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We are here to discuss accepting a new member. Though he requires a brick to hold his lid closed, we think Roger here will be a great asset to the club as he's an eloquent speaker and accessorizes well to boot.