Fire Hazard Like Whoa

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Fire Hazard Like Whoa
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I recommend buying your overzealous neighbors fire extinguishers as Halloween gifts. That's a thing, right?

Perk Up, Santa

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Perk Up, Santa
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It's not even halfway through the month yet. You need some endurance training.

Chairturday: Chair Modeling

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Chairturday: Chair Modeling
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Looking fierce, chairs! This is gonna be the best Vogue spread ever!

Impending Doom is Festive

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Impending Doom is Festive
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Nice of you to pause while running for your life to show us that at least your assailant has some holiday spirit.

Dogs For Satan

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Dogs For Satan
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My dog learned to read and has been trying to poop in that yard for weeks. This explains his love for my old KISS records.

A Shack of My Own

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A Shack of My Own
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Just pee in the woods! Perfect new home!

Cheese House

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Cheese House
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The mice are starting to make ridiculous demands like entitled brats.