Once the shock wore off from being upended by the wind, Chair took a moment to re-orient his perspective on life. Maybe a remake of "American Psycho" could work?
Too little, too late!
Don't get all mathy on me with your front yard masonry.
You're specifically looking for a home with a backyard shrine to the Virgin Mary?! Have I got the listing for you!!!!!
Marion is obviously drunk again, taking off her top and flashing passing planes. And in broad daylight! We need to get her some help.
In order to join the fraternal brotherhood, pledging chairs have to spend an entire night pretending to be patio furniture in the suburbs and not die of boredom. Few survive.
We are here to discuss accepting a new member. Though he requires a brick to hold his lid closed, we think Roger here will be a great asset to the club as he's an eloquent speaker and accessorizes well to boot.
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