Once the shock wore off from being upended by the wind, Chair took a moment to re-orient his perspective on life. Maybe a remake of "American Psycho" could work?

Caroline

You better be alert when you're on your way home from that late night boat party. Too many wrong turns will just wear you out and you'll end up sleeping in a shrub.

I recommend buying your overzealous neighbors fire extinguishers as Halloween gifts. That's a thing, right?

Come on kids, let's keep moving. I don't think they have the kind of candy we want.

Dooooooom! DOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Really, just remember to bring in your garbage cans, k?

Mommy! Bring me my rum! And help me swab my poop deck!

I'm sorry. That was terrible. But you're gonna have to live with it.