Dooooooom! DOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Really, just remember to bring in your garbage cans, k?

My dog learned to read and has been trying to poop in that yard for weeks. This explains his love for my old KISS records.

Nothing a little MS Paint can't fix! Who needs real grass, it's so unpredictable!

Mary

Just pee in the woods! Perfect new home!

Don't forget to water your furniture or the neighbors will complain!

Mommy! Bring me my rum! And help me swab my poop deck!

I'm sorry. That was terrible. But you're gonna have to live with it.

It's not even halfway through the month yet. You need some endurance training.