J. K. Rowling, Adopt Me!

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J. K. Rowling is buying these for her kids. For the yard. To play in. Does she perhaps need a live-in au pair?

Trick or Trick

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Come on kids, let's keep moving. I don't think they have the kind of candy we want.

Fire Hazard Like Whoa

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I recommend buying your overzealous neighbors fire extinguishers as Halloween gifts. That's a thing, right?

Avast Ye Landscapers!

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Mommy! Bring me my rum! And help me swab my poop deck!

I'm sorry. That was terrible. But you're gonna have to live with it.

Playhouse Envy

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When I was little I felt like everyone in the world had a perfect princess double-decker playhouse except me. Of course I'd never seen one in real life but I just KNEW that I was the only little girl who only had a woodshed and a plastic lawnmower to play with.

Are the Neighbors Trying to Tell Us Something?

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By Unknown
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Dooooooom! DOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Really, just remember to bring in your garbage cans, k?

Chairturday: Frathouse Hazing

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By Leif Swanson, www.UglyHousePhotos.com
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In order to join the fraternal brotherhood, pledging chairs have to spend an entire night pretending to be patio furniture in the suburbs and not die of boredom. Few survive.

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