This should keep the arguments about yardage gained to a minimum.
My dog learned to read and has been trying to poop in that yard for weeks. This explains his love for my old KISS records.
Nice of you to pause while running for your life to show us that at least your assailant has some holiday spirit.
Take a squat on the gravel around the ol blue hole. My summer parties are going to be the best!
Nothing a little MS Paint can't fix! Who needs real grass, it's so unpredictable!
It's not even halfway through the month yet. You need some endurance training.
Once the shock wore off from being upended by the wind, Chair took a moment to re-orient his perspective on life. Maybe a remake of "American Psycho" could work?
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