The Plastic Life

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The Plastic Life
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Ignore the wonders of nature from within a man made bubble!

Choose Your Own Path

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Choose Your Own Path
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You better be alert when you're on your way home from that late night boat party. Too many wrong turns will just wear you out and you'll end up sleeping in a shrub.

Avast Ye Landscapers!

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Avast Ye Landscapers!
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Mommy! Bring me my rum! And help me swab my poop deck!

I'm sorry. That was terrible. But you're gonna have to live with it.

Perk Up, Santa

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Perk Up, Santa
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It's not even halfway through the month yet. You need some endurance training.

J. K. Rowling, Adopt Me!

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J. K. Rowling, Adopt Me!
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J. K. Rowling is buying these for her kids. For the yard. To play in. Does she perhaps need a live-in au pair?

Ugh Just Look at Her

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Ugh Just Look at Her
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Marion is obviously drunk again, taking off her top and flashing passing planes. And in broad daylight! We need to get her some help.

Dogs For Satan

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Dogs For Satan
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My dog learned to read and has been trying to poop in that yard for weeks. This explains his love for my old KISS records.