J. K. Rowling, Adopt Me!

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J. K. Rowling, Adopt Me!
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J. K. Rowling is buying these for her kids. For the yard. To play in. Does she perhaps need a live-in au pair?

Choose Your Own Path

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Choose Your Own Path
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You better be alert when you're on your way home from that late night boat party. Too many wrong turns will just wear you out and you'll end up sleeping in a shrub.

Chairturday: Wide Load

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Chairturday: Wide Load
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They won't let him in the house because he can't fit through the door. Slim down, Chair!

Dogs For Satan

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Dogs For Satan
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My dog learned to read and has been trying to poop in that yard for weeks. This explains his love for my old KISS records.

Impending Doom is Festive

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Impending Doom is Festive
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Nice of you to pause while running for your life to show us that at least your assailant has some holiday spirit.

Howdy, Neighbor!

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Howdy, Neighbor!
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Isn't it a beautiful day for a flocking?

Cheese House

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Cheese House
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The mice are starting to make ridiculous demands like entitled brats.