Ignore the wonders of nature from within a man made bubble!
You better be alert when you're on your way home from that late night boat party. Too many wrong turns will just wear you out and you'll end up sleeping in a shrub.
Mommy! Bring me my rum! And help me swab my poop deck!
I'm sorry. That was terrible. But you're gonna have to live with it.
It's not even halfway through the month yet. You need some endurance training.
J. K. Rowling is buying these for her kids. For the yard. To play in. Does she perhaps need a live-in au pair?
Marion is obviously drunk again, taking off her top and flashing passing planes. And in broad daylight! We need to get her some help.
My dog learned to read and has been trying to poop in that yard for weeks. This explains his love for my old KISS records.
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