Honey Will You Trim the Couch Today?

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Honey Will You Trim the Couch Today?
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Don't forget to water your furniture or the neighbors will complain!

Chairturday: Frathouse Hazing

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Chairturday: Frathouse Hazing
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By Leif Swanson, www.UglyHousePhotos.com
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In order to join the fraternal brotherhood, pledging chairs have to spend an entire night pretending to be patio furniture in the suburbs and not die of boredom. Few survive.

Cheese House

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Cheese House
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The mice are starting to make ridiculous demands like entitled brats.

Avast Ye Landscapers!

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Avast Ye Landscapers!
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Mommy! Bring me my rum! And help me swab my poop deck!

I'm sorry. That was terrible. But you're gonna have to live with it.

Chairturday: Chair Modeling

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Chairturday: Chair Modeling
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Looking fierce, chairs! This is gonna be the best Vogue spread ever!

Grass is Not For Looking At

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Grass is Not For Looking At
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This should keep the arguments about yardage gained to a minimum.

Ugh Just Look at Her

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Ugh Just Look at Her
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By Unknown
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Marion is obviously drunk again, taking off her top and flashing passing planes. And in broad daylight! We need to get her some help.