The Troll Next Door

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The Troll Next Door
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At least he keeps the neighborhood cats from fighting. By eating them.

Ooh, So Avant Garde!

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Ooh, So Avant Garde!
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Nothing a little MS Paint can't fix! Who needs real grass, it's so unpredictable!

Mary

Impending Doom is Festive

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Impending Doom is Festive
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Nice of you to pause while running for your life to show us that at least your assailant has some holiday spirit.

Grass is Not For Looking At

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Grass is Not For Looking At
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This should keep the arguments about yardage gained to a minimum.

Fire Hazard Like Whoa

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Fire Hazard Like Whoa
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I recommend buying your overzealous neighbors fire extinguishers as Halloween gifts. That's a thing, right?

Toilet Convention

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Toilet Convention
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We are here to discuss accepting a new member. Though he requires a brick to hold his lid closed, we think Roger here will be a great asset to the club as he's an eloquent speaker and accessorizes well to boot.