Chairturday: A Gruesome Scene

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Chairturday: A Gruesome Scene
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By Unknown
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Once the shock wore off from being upended by the wind, Chair took a moment to re-orient his perspective on life. Maybe a remake of "American Psycho" could work?

Caroline

Trick or Trick

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Trick or Trick
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Come on kids, let's keep moving. I don't think they have the kind of candy we want.

Dogs For Satan

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By Unknown
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My dog learned to read and has been trying to poop in that yard for weeks. This explains his love for my old KISS records.

Chairturday: Frathouse Hazing

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By Leif Swanson, www.UglyHousePhotos.com
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In order to join the fraternal brotherhood, pledging chairs have to spend an entire night pretending to be patio furniture in the suburbs and not die of boredom. Few survive.

Fire Hazard Like Whoa

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Fire Hazard Like Whoa
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I recommend buying your overzealous neighbors fire extinguishers as Halloween gifts. That's a thing, right?

Choose Your Own Path

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Choose Your Own Path
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You better be alert when you're on your way home from that late night boat party. Too many wrong turns will just wear you out and you'll end up sleeping in a shrub.

Ooh, So Avant Garde!

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Ooh, So Avant Garde!
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Nothing a little MS Paint can't fix! Who needs real grass, it's so unpredictable!

Mary