Let's just convert this to a twisty slide and call it good.
When all you've got to work with is one big empty space, just build a couple extra rooms into it!
Oh since my baby left me, I've found a new place to dwell, under the old dead oak tree it's a... walless, drafty fire hazard?
It's part of a house, and indoors (Oooh West Virginia, indoor plumbing, how you've grown!) so is it an outhouse?
Complete with carpenter ants and earwigs! Authentic!
Am I drunk? I keep bumping into walls. Oh god my vertigo.
Just one spark from a faulty circuit in that dishwasher and WOOSH up in flames! Check your wiring, woodsman!
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