Chairturday: Woodtervention

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Chairturday: Woodtervention
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Look, we all overlooked your difference in chemical composition for long enough. It's just not going to work out. You need to find a new place to live.

It's All Gone Wonky

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It's All Gone Wonky
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Am I drunk? I keep bumping into walls. Oh god my vertigo.

Why So Stumpy, Stumpy?

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Why So Stumpy, Stumpy?
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It's like someone left a solitary marshmallow to rot in the woods and some industrious fungus Smurfs moved in.

Pony Girl Rocker

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Pony Girl Rocker
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Maybe not for the nursery? Perhaps? Let's keep that in Daddy's den, shall we?

Your Pocket Change is Mine, All Mine!

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Your Pocket Change is Mine, All Mine!
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Also great if you want your ass to look like a Belgian waffle.

Space Saving Hideousness

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Space Saving Hideousness
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Good thing this doesn't take up a whole lot of indoor real estate because the ugly would be too much and my house would implode.