It's taking the trend of color-blocking to a whole new level! So chic, so modern, so industrial!
It's part of a house, and indoors (Oooh West Virginia, indoor plumbing, how you've grown!) so is it an outhouse?
Who needs a boring ol' Adirondak chair in the yard when you could combine forces with an ineffectual sentry!
Imagine what could happen if bees took up carpentry. They'd make the most awesome furniture!
If a woodchuck could lay hardwood?
Am I drunk? I keep bumping into walls. Oh god my vertigo.
Let's just convert this to a twisty slide and call it good.