I'll just throw it all on the fire, that should get things going.
Also great if you want your ass to look like a Belgian waffle.
It's a bonus chair post, y'all! This chair within a chair within a chair could seat your entire extended family. Even the ones who haven't been born yet. Oops, did the thought just get you pregnant?
Oh since my baby left me, I've found a new place to dwell, under the old dead oak tree it's a... walless, drafty fire hazard?
I say burn the end table first, then start on the wood in the rack.
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