I say burn the end table first, then start on the wood in the rack.
How could you not have a good night's sleep in such a sweet moon bed? Sure, it's probably a kid's bed, but I want a giant one around my queen sized bed.
Oh since my baby left me, I've found a new place to dwell, under the old dead oak tree it's a... walless, drafty fire hazard?
It's carved out of wood, it looks like poo, and it probably weighs about 300 pounds. What's not to love?
Zombies don't know how to start forest fires do they? Let's just hope none of them are smokers and we can ride this out.
I'm always afraid my coffee table is going to turn into a puddle of liquid and escape.
Let's just convert this to a twisty slide and call it good.
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