Am I drunk? I keep bumping into walls. Oh god my vertigo.
Oh since my baby left me, I've found a new place to dwell, under the old dead oak tree it's a... walless, drafty fire hazard?
Now instead of thumb injuries you can develop a nasty case of full on carpal tunnel.
It's a bonus chair post, y'all! This chair within a chair within a chair could seat your entire extended family. Even the ones who haven't been born yet. Oops, did the thought just get you pregnant?
That's a complicated soul you've got there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAbZzdalZh4
Zombies don't know how to start forest fires do they? Let's just hope none of them are smokers and we can ride this out.
How could you not have a good night's sleep in such a sweet moon bed? Sure, it's probably a kid's bed, but I want a giant one around my queen sized bed.
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