To his knees to clean fingerprints off the coffee table.
That's a complicated soul you've got there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAbZzdalZh4
Now instead of thumb injuries you can develop a nasty case of full on carpal tunnel.
When all you've got to work with is one big empty space, just build a couple extra rooms into it!
It's part of a house, and indoors (Oooh West Virginia, indoor plumbing, how you've grown!) so is it an outhouse?
It's like someone left a solitary marshmallow to rot in the woods and some industrious fungus Smurfs moved in.
Maybe not for the nursery? Perhaps? Let's keep that in Daddy's den, shall we?
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