I've been looking for a way to "antique" the paint on my walls. This should bash them up just right.

Complete with carpenter ants and earwigs! Authentic!

I don't see moose head here so much as chestnut hull, knee basher, sea urchin, wall scraper. Comfy.

Zombies don't know how to start forest fires do they? Let's just hope none of them are smokers and we can ride this out.

Just one spark from a faulty circuit in that dishwasher and WOOSH up in flames! Check your wiring, woodsman!

Good thing this doesn't take up a whole lot of indoor real estate because the ugly would be too much and my house would implode.

I'm always afraid my coffee table is going to turn into a puddle of liquid and escape.