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Privacy is overrated. I'm already tweeting and Facebooking everything I consume and observe, might as well invite the neighbors to watch TV with me.
Ahhhh, how soothing. Spines facing out, not organized by color, not stacked in a fireplace. Now if only there were comfortable and visible furniture to sit on and read.
I can show off your butt in my see-through mouth! Charming!
HEY ROCK, YOU MAKE A BETTER DOOR THAN A WINDOW! MOVE IT!
Ugh, the neighbors across the street are always standing in their big creepy ghost window going "OooooOOoooOoooh!" like ghosts. Cut it out! It's not funny anymore!
No dried bird poop like outdoor lines, plenty of sunshine, takes up zero space when not in use. I'll take five!
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