Identify Yourself

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Identify Yourself
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Check the room for prints, I have a feeling there's a big one nearby.

Ugh, So Rude!

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Ugh, So Rude!
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HEY ROCK, YOU MAKE A BETTER DOOR THAN A WINDOW! MOVE IT!

I Have the Strangest Craving For a Hot Dog

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I Have the Strangest Craving For a Hot Dog
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What do you think the architect was going for here?

Clocktower Kitchen

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Clocktower Kitchen
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Can you read time backwards? How badly do you want to know the time?

Public Living

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Public Living
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Privacy is overrated. I'm already tweeting and Facebooking everything I consume and observe, might as well invite the neighbors to watch TV with me.

How to Ruin a 263 Million Dollar View

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How to Ruin a 263 Million Dollar View
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Surround it with the gaudiest tiles known to humankind. That should distract from the beauty of the ocean.

I'm Never Helping You Move

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I'm Never Helping You Move
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When you have this many books, you hire movers. No amount of beer and pizza can convince me to lug these babies around.