Room For Improvement

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Room For Improvement
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This looks like the set for a play that takes place entirely in the most depressing kitchen in the world.

Aww, Brad's So Cuddly!

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Aww, Brad's So Cuddly!
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I'm not sure how you're going to type up our paperwork but you're just so cuuuuute, you're hired!

I Hate Going to the Jones' parties

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I Hate Going to the Jones' parties
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Picking all that sparkly asbestos ceiling out of my socks is such a pain.

We Need Some Balance

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We Need Some Balance
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It's just an optical illusion, I swear. It's perfectly level inside.

All Walled In

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All Walled In
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How can we pretend there isn't a damn freeway RIGHT THERE?

Care to Watch?

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Care to Watch?
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I always invite my friends into the restroom with me so as to not interrupt the flow of conversation. I'm so glad they have a place to sit.

Out For a Spin

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Out For a Spin
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What, did you crush someone's evil sister or something?