Am I drunk? I keep bumping into walls. Oh god my vertigo.
This is what happens when you don't stop your kids from writing on the walls.
Okay no it's not, it's actually the home of a crazy person.
You really couldn't think of a different color scheme? A solid color? No? Did you lose a bet?
When you've got so much ice around, why bother with any other building materials? I mean, insulation not withstanding of course.
I guess feeding these guys is cheaper than a mortgage, it will have to do.
Can you imagine trying to sneak into a house made of styrofoam? The squeaking would be practically deafening and wake up the neighbors!
I think John Waters truly said it best when he said "If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't [eff] them!"