My Walls are Getting All Handsy

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My Walls are Getting All Handsy
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The only thing creepier than walls covered in hands; towhead twins.

They're All Watching Me

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They're All Watching Me
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Honey, why do we let all these savages camp out in our bathroom?

Whooooooa What Was in That Cookie?

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Whooooooa What Was in That Cookie?
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Dinner parties at the Millers' place are just too much, man. I can't tell if it's the walls that are melting or my brain.

3D Silhouette Wallpaper

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3D Silhouette Wallpaper
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The silhouettes of old dead people aren't creepy enough, can you make them look like they're coming after me?

Distracting Decor

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Distracting Decor
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Maybe if I throw as many colors and patterns as I can at this place, no one will notice how boring it is! Ugly can't be boring, right?

Camouflage for Grannies

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Camouflage for Grannies
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I'll just sleep on the floor on a pile of my clothes until I can find the closet and the bed.