Whooooooa What Was in That Cookie?

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Whooooooa What Was in That Cookie?
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Dinner parties at the Millers' place are just too much, man. I can't tell if it's the walls that are melting or my brain.

Private Travel Dreams

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Private Travel Dreams
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You can travel the world from the privacy of your own personal throne.

You're Being Watched

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You're Being Watched
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I don't know if I could sleep surrounded by these freaky friezes.

My Walls are Getting All Handsy

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My Walls are Getting All Handsy
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The only thing creepier than walls covered in hands; towhead twins.

Crouching Wallpaper, Hidden Bed

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Crouching Wallpaper, Hidden Bed
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I anticipate a life filled with post-toe-stubbing expletives and drunken nights spent on the floor after giving up trying to find the bed.

Camouflage for Grannies

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Camouflage for Grannies
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I'll just sleep on the floor on a pile of my clothes until I can find the closet and the bed.