The only thing creepier than walls covered in hands; towhead twins.
Honey, why do we let all these savages camp out in our bathroom?
Dinner parties at the Millers' place are just too much, man. I can't tell if it's the walls that are melting or my brain.
The silhouettes of old dead people aren't creepy enough, can you make them look like they're coming after me?
Maybe if I throw as many colors and patterns as I can at this place, no one will notice how boring it is! Ugly can't be boring, right?
I'll just sleep on the floor on a pile of my clothes until I can find the closet and the bed.
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