My vertigo! My brain! I can't comprehend!
All that pretty string is just asking for my cats to climb it and get stranded ten feet off the floor.
Taking communal living a little too far.
You're gonna singe your leather couch there with your ultra-realistic, I-totally-believe-it's-there fireplace.
If I had a wall of legos in my house I'd be busting through it like the Kool-Aid man all the time. "OOOHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAH!"
You'll get a great deal on this place if you can figure out how to move your furniture in.
Meta house is meta.