You try to push nature out of the way and it comes bursting right through your damn walls.
You try to push nature out of the way and it comes bursting right through your damn walls.
Fire in a fireplace is overrated. Scraping wax off your pretty, shiny painted floor is way more fun than sweeping up soot anyhow.
This is enough whimsy to choke a horse but I still wouldn't kick it out of my yard for dropping leaves.
As long as there's at least a toilet and a microwave out of frame, we're good to go on my simple living dream house.
It's a cozy spot with a Western exposure and very little light, just how I like it.