Where Would YOU Put it?

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Where Would YOU Put it?
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Just make sure the stove is off when you sit on the commode. It's impossible to get rid of that burning hair smell.

A True Throne

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A True Throne
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Just be glad you can wipe down that vinyl and it's not upholstered in rough-woven wool or damask.

There's No Accounting For Taste

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There's No Accounting For Taste
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The thought of doing my business into a giant mouth skeeves me out. I feel like this toilet should take out a craigslist ad for, um, donations?

For the Poor Marksmen in Your Life

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For the Poor Marksmen in Your Life
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You have no excuse now, the damn thing is glowing.

No Splashing!

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No Splashing!
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I'm all about combining different uses in one room but I've never seen a combination library/bathroom. I'm a big bathtub reader myself. I've never been one for reading on the toilet but to each his own.

That Oughta Do It

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That Oughta Do It
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Problem solving, DIY style.

All the Conveniences

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All the Conveniences
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If I can reach a beer from the toilet all my needs are met.