There's No Accounting For Taste

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There's No Accounting For Taste
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The thought of doing my business into a giant mouth skeeves me out. I feel like this toilet should take out a craigslist ad for, um, donations?

Sit on My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me

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Sit on My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me
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Come sit down and tell me what you want for Christmas. Have you been a good girl?

Where Would YOU Put it?

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Where Would YOU Put it?
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Just make sure the stove is off when you sit on the commode. It's impossible to get rid of that burning hair smell.

Privacy Please?

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Privacy Please?
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We've considered building walls but it's just so charmingly rustic.

X-Men Toilet

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X-Men Toilet
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Everyone needs to get a little reading done on the john from time to time.

Westerners, You're Doing it Wrong

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Westerners, You're Doing it Wrong
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By Unknown
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Supposedly squat toilets are where it's at and our comfy, cold-seated toilets are slowly killing us from the inside out. This traffic cone is trying to warn you! http://www.slate.com/id/2264657/

Stairs to the Throne

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Stairs to the Throne
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My subjects may entertain me from the bench.