Care For a Spot of Pee?

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Care For a Spot of Pee?
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I've seen some oddly-appropriated studio apartments, but this is taking spare living to a new level.

Sit if You Dare

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Sit if You Dare
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Do you trust this thing to be strong? Do you trust yourself?

That Oughta Do It

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That Oughta Do It
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Problem solving, DIY style.

Oh, Never Mind

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Oh, Never Mind
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I don't need to go anymore, I just did it in my pants.

A True Throne

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A True Throne
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Just be glad you can wipe down that vinyl and it's not upholstered in rough-woven wool or damask.

Sit on My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me

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Sit on My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me
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Come sit down and tell me what you want for Christmas. Have you been a good girl?

Oh Behave!

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Yes, I'd like thousands of my hard earned dollars to go to a machine that plays me soothing music and sprays my ass with warm water in different patterns. Priorities.