The thought of doing my business into a giant mouth skeeves me out. I feel like this toilet should take out a craigslist ad for, um, donations?
Come sit down and tell me what you want for Christmas. Have you been a good girl?
Just make sure the stove is off when you sit on the commode. It's impossible to get rid of that burning hair smell.
We've considered building walls but it's just so charmingly rustic.
Everyone needs to get a little reading done on the john from time to time.
Supposedly squat toilets are where it's at and our comfy, cold-seated toilets are slowly killing us from the inside out. This traffic cone is trying to warn you! http://www.slate.com/id/2264657/
My subjects may entertain me from the bench.
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