For the Poor Marksmen in Your Life

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light,toilet
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You have no excuse now, the damn thing is glowing.

Sweet, Sparkly Relief

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Bling,sparkly,toilet
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When I feel the urge to do any of the various things that propel me toward the bathroom I really only have one thought: "I wish my toilet had more bling. Then _-ing wouldn't be so frightfully tediious."

So Many Options

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toilet,urinal
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So you can aim into the perfectly normal toilet like a grown adult human person or you can use the super futuristic sweeping arm Rolex urinal angled basin of doom. Choose wisely.

Oh the Horrors They Have Seen

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fish,goldfish,tank,toilet
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These poor goldfish mush have blank, haunted expressions like Kurtz deep in the jungle.

Westerners, You're Doing it Wrong

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seat,squat,toilet
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By Unknown
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Supposedly squat toilets are where it's at and our comfy, cold-seated toilets are slowly killing us from the inside out. This traffic cone is trying to warn you! http://www.slate.com/id/2264657/

There's No Accounting For Taste

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dinosaur,mouth,nasty,toilet
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The thought of doing my business into a giant mouth skeeves me out. I feel like this toilet should take out a craigslist ad for, um, donations?

Oh Behave!

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Yes, I'd like thousands of my hard earned dollars to go to a machine that plays me soothing music and sprays my ass with warm water in different patterns. Priorities.

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