Respect the Kitty

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Respect the Kitty
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Because the thing I want to think about the most while I'm having a little "me time" is my cat.

Sit on My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me

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Sit on My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me
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Come sit down and tell me what you want for Christmas. Have you been a good girl?

Westerners, You're Doing it Wrong

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Westerners, You're Doing it Wrong
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Supposedly squat toilets are where it's at and our comfy, cold-seated toilets are slowly killing us from the inside out. This traffic cone is trying to warn you! http://www.slate.com/id/2264657/

The Royal Throne

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The Royal Throne
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If you think about it, the toilet really should be the most comfortable seat in the house.

Ackbar Toilet

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Ackbar Toilet
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I'm not certain he'd be my first choice for Star Wars characters into whose mouth I'd like to defecate, but at least we're opening a dialogue here.

Sweet, Sparkly Relief

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Sweet, Sparkly Relief
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When I feel the urge to do any of the various things that propel me toward the bathroom I really only have one thought: "I wish my toilet had more bling. Then _-ing wouldn't be so frightfully tediious."