The Royal Throne

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The Royal Throne
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If you think about it, the toilet really should be the most comfortable seat in the house.

Sit if You Dare

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Sit if You Dare
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Do you trust this thing to be strong? Do you trust yourself?

Oh the Horrors They Have Seen

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Oh the Horrors They Have Seen
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These poor goldfish mush have blank, haunted expressions like Kurtz deep in the jungle.

Winterized For Your Protection

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Winterized For Your Protection
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So does that mean the toilet seat is always freezing cold? Such a rude awakening first thing in the morning.

Vivian

Oh Behave!

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Yes, I'd like thousands of my hard earned dollars to go to a machine that plays me soothing music and sprays my ass with warm water in different patterns. Priorities.

All the Conveniences

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All the Conveniences
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If I can reach a beer from the toilet all my needs are met.

Stairs to the Throne

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Stairs to the Throne
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My subjects may entertain me from the bench.