Stairs to the Throne

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Stairs to the Throne
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My subjects may entertain me from the bench.

Ackbar Toilet

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Ackbar Toilet
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I'm not certain he'd be my first choice for Star Wars characters into whose mouth I'd like to defecate, but at least we're opening a dialogue here.

Oh, Never Mind

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Oh, Never Mind
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I don't need to go anymore, I just did it in my pants.

Oh Behave!

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Yes, I'd like thousands of my hard earned dollars to go to a machine that plays me soothing music and sprays my ass with warm water in different patterns. Priorities.

RIP Steve Jobs

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RIP Steve Jobs
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A touching and intimate tribute to the man who defined the brand. Or maybe you just like fruit. Who am I to say?

Sit on My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me

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Sit on My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me
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Come sit down and tell me what you want for Christmas. Have you been a good girl?