Oh Behave!

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Yes, I'd like thousands of my hard earned dollars to go to a machine that plays me soothing music and sprays my ass with warm water in different patterns. Priorities.

Sweet, Sparkly Relief

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Sweet, Sparkly Relief
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When I feel the urge to do any of the various things that propel me toward the bathroom I really only have one thought: "I wish my toilet had more bling. Then _-ing wouldn't be so frightfully tediious."

There's No Accounting For Taste

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There's No Accounting For Taste
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The thought of doing my business into a giant mouth skeeves me out. I feel like this toilet should take out a craigslist ad for, um, donations?

RIP Steve Jobs

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RIP Steve Jobs
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A touching and intimate tribute to the man who defined the brand. Or maybe you just like fruit. Who am I to say?

Privacy Please?

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Privacy Please?
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We've considered building walls but it's just so charmingly rustic.

Westerners, You're Doing it Wrong

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Westerners, You're Doing it Wrong
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Supposedly squat toilets are where it's at and our comfy, cold-seated toilets are slowly killing us from the inside out. This traffic cone is trying to warn you! http://www.slate.com/id/2264657/

All the Conveniences

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All the Conveniences
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If I can reach a beer from the toilet all my needs are met.