It's always good to be prepared.
My subjects may entertain me from the bench.
I'm not certain he'd be my first choice for Star Wars characters into whose mouth I'd like to defecate, but at least we're opening a dialogue here.
I don't need to go anymore, I just did it in my pants.
Yes, I'd like thousands of my hard earned dollars to go to a machine that plays me soothing music and sprays my ass with warm water in different patterns. Priorities.
A touching and intimate tribute to the man who defined the brand. Or maybe you just like fruit. Who am I to say?
Come sit down and tell me what you want for Christmas. Have you been a good girl?
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