I prefer to feel like I'm sleeping in my own coffin. Cozy!
I don't think a simple handrail could help me not feel like I'm waking up in my own coffin every morning but you've gotta do what you've gotta do.
Now with the added bonus of full visibility so your neighbors can watch your whole spirit journey from a milder climate.
I thought my windowless galley kitchen in my first apartment was bad! I'd take that moldy dungeon over not being able to open the oven any day!
You got wedged into a terrible mortgage rate? Sounds like a real tight spot you've gotten yourself into.
Just one spark from a faulty circuit in that dishwasher and WOOSH up in flames! Check your wiring, woodsman!
Action! Bed! Action! Couch! Action! Get a bottle of water from the fridge without leaving bed! Action! Get drunk on the roof!
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