You got wedged into a terrible mortgage rate? Sounds like a real tight spot you've gotten yourself into.
As if putting me in an attractive cage to get work done will make me think I'm not in a cage.
You could practically pack this kitchen in a suitcase and take it with you.
A few 2x4s, some chalkboard paint and a microwave, all you need to live comfortably in the smallest apartment I've ever seen.
I have to say, if this is what it means to be a woman, I don't think I have it in me. Too much whimsy.
You gotta leave the nest someday, sonny.