Just one spark from a faulty circuit in that dishwasher and WOOSH up in flames! Check your wiring, woodsman!

You got wedged into a terrible mortgage rate? Sounds like a real tight spot you've gotten yourself into.

As if putting me in an attractive cage to get work done will make me think I'm not in a cage.

You could practically pack this kitchen in a suitcase and take it with you.

A few 2x4s, some chalkboard paint and a microwave, all you need to live comfortably in the smallest apartment I've ever seen.

I have to say, if this is what it means to be a woman, I don't think I have it in me. Too much whimsy.