I prefer to feel like I'm sleeping in my own coffin. Cozy!
If you need one of those little four wheeled grocery scooters to get around, I have a feeling you won't be crawling into a cocoon of craned-neck tv viewing any time soon.
You got wedged into a terrible mortgage rate? Sounds like a real tight spot you've gotten yourself into.
I don't think a simple handrail could help me not feel like I'm waking up in my own coffin every morning but you've gotta do what you've gotta do.
As if putting me in an attractive cage to get work done will make me think I'm not in a cage.
Just one spark from a faulty circuit in that dishwasher and WOOSH up in flames! Check your wiring, woodsman!
I thought my windowless galley kitchen in my first apartment was bad! I'd take that moldy dungeon over not being able to open the oven any day!
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