I want my escape pod to be shaped like a crane.
Hanging and a'sleepin'
Rockin and a'snugglin'
Wearin' lots of layers cuz it's cold as a... something cold.
I never learned to rhyme.
The love sack is a little old place where, we can hang togetherrrrrr!
Honey, I can't read my Dwell magazine, can you light some more candles?
You like rolling into the center of the tent with your whole family? Of course you do!
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