I always wanted to be a tiny elf who could use books as stairs and drink tea out of acorn tops and such. Maybe I'll just paint my staircase.

You better be alert when you're on your way home from that late night boat party. Too many wrong turns will just wear you out and you'll end up sleeping in a shrub.

One of these days you're gonna wake up trapped upstairs because someone moved your stair block.

It's nice of you to visit chair now that he's been banished to under the stairs, chicken. Now come back inside, we need to start cooking you.

It's like the Winchester Mystery House on a budget!