The poor thing is starving on that bare stair.
Sure I can cure your fear of heights, just go through this door, down the stairs and back in. Either cured or dead.
There are some tricky, sheisty trap-door spiders out there, just waiting to lure you in with their modern staircases and avant garde decor. Watch out, bloodsucking awaits at the top of those stairs!
Imagine coming downstairs after a shower wearing less than enough clothes and not realizing you have a visitor until you are absolutely face to face with them. Welcome to your new dream house!
In my house there would be a big blue stripe down the middle of this slide from my jeans. No matter how many times I wash the damn things the ink keeps bleeding! Stupid slide staining butt.