The maintenance on these st(h)airs is just a beast! Next time we go with a shag runner.

Not nearly as frightening as "The People Under the Stairs," it's more of an instructional piece. It does have black and white montages of people horrified to learn they can't operate simple storage solutions though. That's pretty scary.

You better be alert when you're on your way home from that late night boat party. Too many wrong turns will just wear you out and you'll end up sleeping in a shrub.

Take a left at the top of the cheese.

That first step's a doozy.

There's all sorts of opportunity in this place for Batman to hang upside down and pretend he's not just a rich human.

No more holding your little brother out over the banister!