Let's just convert this to a twisty slide and call it good.
No more holding your little brother out over the banister!
Okay so you don't live in a castle. You can at least build a little part of a castle inside for role playing purposes.
This is a late night, mid-'90s disaster!
A sure-fire way to keep me from ever seeing what's upstairs.
Imagine coming downstairs after a shower wearing less than enough clothes and not realizing you have a visitor until you are absolutely face to face with them. Welcome to your new dream house!
Needs a pulley system to lift my groceries. No way I'm hauling a 50 pound bag of dog food up there.
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