It's nice of you to visit chair now that he's been banished to under the stairs, chicken. Now come back inside, we need to start cooking you.
The maintenance on these st(h)airs is just a beast! Next time we go with a shag runner.
You better be alert, and sober, and barefoot to tackle these stairs. One too many glasses of wine or a pair of heels and you're doomed.
Take a left at the top of the cheese.
That's what I call a carefully curated selection! If you could only choose a couple dozen books to keep, what would be at the top of your list?
How many times would I get distracted and fall down on these stairs? Every time.
You better be alert when you're on your way home from that late night boat party. Too many wrong turns will just wear you out and you'll end up sleeping in a shrub.
That Awkward Moment When You Sell Your Truck and ISIS Terrorists ...
How to Avoid Eye Contact With People
The Enemy Finally Wises Up. I Ain't Even Mad...
A Chile le encanta ser diferente
School Punishes Blind Kid By Replacing His Cane With a Pool ...
Cats Take on Their Mortal Holiday Foes: Christmas Trees
This Defense of Kim Kardashian's Butt is the Best Critique ...
Another Important Scientific Discovery Gets Lost in The Daily ...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more