What could possibly be better than a whole wall of books? How about two stories worth of books? I'll never come down!

Ugh, a straight staircase is so PEDESTRIAN!

I know a few crazy insane fools who run stairs for fun and exercise. Even if they played my favorite song as I went up and down I still don't think I could handle it.

If you are a woman and wear a size 5 shoe or smaller I think you'll be alright here. Sorry everyone else! You don't get to go upstairs.

Your neighbors are jumping fire and each other, do you join in or tell them to shut it like a mean old spoilsport?

This would drive me insane. Having too many places to stash things causes me to lose everything. I'd rather have less storage space so that I'll get rid of stuff I don't need. Just think of all the years worth of junk you could misplace in these endless cubbies?

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