The poor thing is starving on that bare stair.
Sir, are you in need of any assistance? Please don't hurt yourself.
And here is where we draw the pentagram every evening to give praise to our dark lord and enjoy a nice fire.
One of these days you're gonna wake up trapped upstairs because someone moved your stair block.
Imagine coming downstairs after a shower wearing less than enough clothes and not realizing you have a visitor until you are absolutely face to face with them. Welcome to your new dream house!
You better be alert when you're on your way home from that late night boat party. Too many wrong turns will just wear you out and you'll end up sleeping in a shrub.
As my staircase keeps rolling along!
I think M. C. Escher would approve.
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