You better be alert when you're on your way home from that late night boat party. Too many wrong turns will just wear you out and you'll end up sleeping in a shrub.
This is a late night, mid-'90s disaster!
It's nice of you to visit chair now that he's been banished to under the stairs, chicken. Now come back inside, we need to start cooking you.
And you thought just making your kids go to their room was harsh. There better be a bathroom up there.
A sure-fire way to keep me from ever seeing what's upstairs.
One of these days you're gonna wake up trapped upstairs because someone moved your stair block.
You better be alert, and sober, and barefoot to tackle these stairs. One too many glasses of wine or a pair of heels and you're doomed.
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